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"While humans pay $200 for a bottle of fancy cologne, bison prefer a more organic approach. They love to find a depression in the dirt (called a wallow), pee in it to create a "scented mud," and then roll around until they are fully coated. Biologists have discovered that this isn't just for bugsโ€”it's a pheromone cocktail.

To another bison, that mud-crusted, fermented-urine smell is basically the equivalent of wearing a tuxedo. When a 2,000lb bull walks by smelling like a swamp's locker room, the other bison think, 'Wow, look at that sophisticated gentleman. He must have an incredible subscription to a daily fact mailer.'"

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